haha gush I'm never one to participate in web based quizzes such as " Which soft drink best describes your personality", or " Which celeb best reminds you of your mother?" Ya know, that kinda thing.
BUT this is just too damn funny. Took it from yenn weii's site, and although this is not a quiz per se, the randomness and utter disregard for any semblence of sanity or logic just struck a chord within me. Struck it so hard that now I have to share this with the rest of the depraved, voracious nolifers of the internet. And I'd be hurt if you don't know who kani is. enjoy!
If you drop Kani from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
The deepest part of Kani is over 35,000 feet deep!
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Kani and water.
Kani can turn his stomach inside out!
The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Kani!
Women shoplift four times more frequently than Kani.
By tradition, a girl standing under Kani cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
Over half of Americans are officially Kani.
Kani can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Kani.
Delivered at 7:24 PM;
KENNETH
Name:Slumber
Born:16th August
FANCIES
Him.K.anglo-chinese.music for the passionate.marvel.gunners.
Orange.debate.
long bus rides armed with an eye and a pod.74.
philosophizing.dystopia.
coffee.Rove.Health.Famary.
Buddies.
writing.1984.
expression.Italian food.
journeys.teh-peng.
stream of consciousness.
witty play on words.musing.
accents.the heartrands.performing.
being a closet connossieur.
a point of view.vigorous
interaction with spherical objects.
irony&pathos.yum.
JS.spirit.a girl that would smile