Anyway, I realize the importance of the gahmen doing away with EM3. This saves a million gazillion EM3 kids a lifetime of embarassment and feeling inferior to the EM1s nowsadays. What's my justification? It's not how lacking the EM3 students are, in fact I'd dare hazard a guess that they're perfectly normal. It's those kids at the higher echelons of primary education that we should be going omgwtfbbqymcamickeymouse about.
I went to the library today to start looking at my Business textbook. It was quite fun, I learnt some practical stuff, like how a company should price a product when it's entering a new market, which is either to "aim for market penetration", where the product attempts to obtain a foothold in the new market by giving slashed prices, or "skimming and creaming", marking up the price of the product for a limited time only due to its unique selling point.
gawd I love business.
Anyway as I was mulling over the advantages of Kit Kat introducing a curried flavour chocolate bar in the UK, I noticed to my left these two prepubescent girls. No, I didn't notice them. I noticed them. sheesh. I was just wondering what in the name of Tharman were these 12 year old kids doing in a study lounge filled with old people like myself with caffiene blood shot eyes when there's like PSLE tommorow and probably Care Bears on Tv, and PSLE tommo-
these girls were actually MUGGING.
I only started MUGGING when I was in YEAR GODDAMN FIVE. that robber over there only started mugging when he was thirty and needed to feed his family!!!!
ahhh. I took another glimpse and it was true. The horrahhh. Their textbooks were written in Comic Sans, unmistakably primary school. For the record, I abhor Comic Sans font, especially in the newspaper or on TV, its unmistakably primary school. They were studying science, and I saw the semblence of a food web. I almost died, for a moment as I thought they were learning about trophic levels too, which I just did for bio exam a few days ago. But nah, it was those simplistic food chains. But still! So I went back to Curry Kat, and then I did a double take. I swear, on the graves of Newton, Einstein, Mendel and the HL bio paper masquerading as an SL one, that the girls, p6 mind you, started to talk about transpiration pull and tugor pressure.
That's nuts.
I peered at the elborate drawing of a plant transport system on one girl's foolscap, then I noticed, that the heading said Raffles Girls Primary School. Not so nuts perhaps, but it's still pretty insane. 12 year old kids mugging at a library for 9 plus hours on end..I couldn't even watch TV for 9 hours on end when I was 12.
Sigh. Sooner or later instead of teaching children that a four sided figure with equal sides is a square the world's gonna demand that they complete it.
Take a candle, light it. Peer into the darkness and silently shed a tear with me when that horror becomes reality.
A star man. Really A star...
Delivered at 10:32 PM;
KENNETH
Name:Slumber
Born:16th August
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